Hi friends! Last month, something straight up miraculous happened. Like, when I told my aunt the story, she said, “I…
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On A Serious Note, Story TimeHi friends! If you don’t know this about me, I love babies. My family can attest that I will spontaneously…
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Sagacious Word Vomit, Story TimeWhen it comes to being a kid, I feel there are certain rites of passage. Semi-serious biking accidents (I still…
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Story TimeFriends, with Georgetown starting back last week, I still can’t quite believe I’m done with university. I mean, I vividly…
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Story TimeIt’s still coo-coo bananapants to me that I graduated from Georgetown last week. Sixteen-year-old Sarah probably would’ve wet herself and…
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On A Serious Note, Story TimeLast Saturday was an interesting day. I learned (kind of) how to clean my roller skates. Gently threatened a friend’s…
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On A Serious Note, Story TimeFrom the age of five to twenty, I was addicted to pornography. If you read no further or take nothing…
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Story TimeMy aunt and I were on our way to the grocery store when disaster struck. “STOP THE CAR!” Her head…
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Sagacious Word Vomit, Story TimeFriends, I’ve been working at Walmart the last few weeks, and I have never, in my life, been more fatigued….
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Story TimeLast Thursday, I got up bright and early and headed to the phlebotomist for my latest battery of blood tests….